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How to Clean Bird Poop Off Any Surface

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Birds can be majestic, but their poop is anything but. Not only is bird poop gross, but it can ruin your property, muck up your windows and carry harmful bacteria. Experts estimate that birds and their droppings may carry more than 60 diseases. That makes it super important to clean bird poop ASAP. Not sure how? Here’s how to clean bird poop off a variety of surfaces — from outdoor furniture to your hair!

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How to Clean Bird Poop Off Windows

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Sometimes it takes a while before you realize birds have pooped on the windows, and in that time, it becomes caked on and crusty. To clean it, fill a bucket with water and add a splash of vinegar and a few drops of dish detergent. Use a cloth to dab at the poop with the liquid until it becomes loose. Then wipe it off and clean the entire window as you usually would.

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How to Clean Bird Poop Off Outdoor Furniture

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Did birds get to your outdoor couch or patio set? Not a problem. Fill a spray bottle with equal parts warm water and vinegar, then spray the mixture on the spot. Let it soak for about 10 minutes, and then wipe or blot it off with a cloth.

How to Clean Bird Poop Off Your Car

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Car owners know that bird poop on a car can ruin the finish, while scrubbing the mess can also scratch the paint. To avoid both scenarios, clean bird poop from your car as soon as you notice it by using hot, soapy water and a microfibre towel. Be sure to dab at the spot rather than scrub it so you don’t accidentally drag tiny stones across the finish.

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How to Clean Bird Poop Off the Concrete Porch or Balcony

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If you’ve got bird poop on concrete, then a hose or pressure washer can be your best friend. Use either to wash away as much of the droppings as possible. Then, cover the spot with liquid dish detergent, let it sit for a few minutes, then scrub it with a scrub brush. When you’re done, you can either wash the soap and poop away or cover it with sawdust for 20 minutes and sweep it away to save your grass.

How to Clean Bird Poop Off Outdoor Cushions

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No one wants to accidentally sit in bird poop, so if a gazebo, awning, or umbrella doesn’t protect your outdoor furniture, be sure to check for it. If you notice some, mix three parts baking soda to one part water and spread it on the spot. Let it sit for half an hour, then wipe the paste off with a damp cloth. Finish by washing the area with soapy water to fully clean it.

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How to Clean Bird Poop Off the Deck

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Power washers and hoses with strong spray attachments are also useful for pesky bird poop on the deck, but sometimes they’re not enough to get rid of all the grossness. In that case, add a detergent mix to your power washer or use a scraper to lift stubborn spots. If the bird poop is particularly stubborn, mix three parts water to 10 parts bleach and pour it on the droppings. Leave for 10 minutes, then wash away thoroughly.  

How to Clean Bird Poop Off Brick

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If you have bird poop on the side of your house or apartment, a pressure washer can sweep it away. However, if you have a brick patio that’s spotted with bird poop, avoid the pressure washer since it can sweep away the sand in between those bricks. Instead, apply a paste of baking soda and hot water to the surface. Let it sit for 10 minutes, then hose it away.

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How to Clean Bird Poop Off Painted Wood

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If you’ve got painted wood with an extra splash of abstract bird poop to clean up, you’re probably worried about chips and stains. Avoid both by applying white vinegar to the area and letting it sit for about 10 minutes. Then, dab at the droppings with a damp cloth until they come off. Finally, clean the area with soapy water.

How to Clean Bird Poop Off Clothes

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If you’re on the road and a bird poops on your shirt or pants, use a wet wipe to gently remove the stain from the outside in. Use a clean part of the wipe each time, and don’t rub it in. At home, spray the area with equal parts vinegar and water and let it set before gently wiping the area in the same way with a damp cloth. Apply a stain remover before putting your garment in the wash as per usual.

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How to Clean Bird Poop Off Hair

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They say it’s good luck if a bird poops on you, but it might not feel that way at the moment when a bird has ruined your perfectly blown-out hair. If that happens, wipe it away with a damp cloth as soon as possible, then wash your hair as usual as soon as you get the chance.

For more useful cleaning tips and organizing advice, check out our Cleaning section.

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