WARNING: The following commentary represents solely the opinion of the post author and is not intended to be taken personally, or out of context. (I'm a little bit scared you're all gonna let loose on me...)
Vintage Ad Poster (at least the really over-used ones like the Martini & Rossi one)
Image via AllPosters.com
I know they’re SOOOOOO tempting! So pretty, so colourful so infinite and so affordable! What could be wrong? Oh only that everyone on the planet agrees… I have them, my parents have them, my friends have them and a few have even made their way to my Russian baba’s house (not kidding.) Resist I say! In the name of individuality, at least try and find something else that you can afford to put on your walls, and while you’re at it, try not to match the colours of your chosen piece exactly to the colour scheme in the room. If you must go with the vintage ads, take some time and find ones that you haven’t seen at your neighbourhood coffee shop.
The Artichoke Lamp
Image via Design Within Reach
A lot of the Mid Century Modern, Herman Miller-esque lamps could keep on keeping on by my house, as far as I’m concerned, but this one here is just the most tiresome sight of all. It’s cool-looking and its artichoke-like fan of petals is an instant focal point in a smart, modern space, but I simply can not look at another. I’m sorry if you have one and you really love it. I don’t mean to offend. It’s certainly got pedigree. I just don’t want one – as per the headline of this post.
Tri-Coloured Glass Mosaic Tiles
Image via BourgetBros.comThis is a sensitive one. I know that many, many, many of us have installed just that in recent kitchen or bathroom renos, and that’s ok (listen to me, as if you guys care, ha!), it still looks good. What I mean to do is simply flag the fact that these tiles are no longer a ‘fresh trend’. Glass mosaic tiles have been considered a ‘luxury’ product for some time, but no longer. Tile manufacturers have caught on and many of your standard hardware stores offer the green, blue and beige colour palettes in the ready-to-go glass mosaics. If you’re on the cusp of a tile reno and are considering this – reconsider. You want to install something that has legs.
Buddha Heads and Pagodas
Image via YeOldArtShoppe.com
There are some nice ones, absolutely, but you know what they say to me? “I’m worldly but I don’t have a single book on Eastern Art & Culture, nor am I any where near a Buddhist.” Unless of course you have traveled there and/or are a collector or Eastern art and are, in fact, a Buddhist.
Beaded, Shelled, Faux Bois-d Decorative Balls
Image via WellDressedHome.com
These things actually make me angry. What are they? I understand the impulse to put something pretty and precious in a pretty and precious glass vessel – I get it – but I also get a funny feeling in my stomach if I display an object that has zero design integrity what is so ever. Those balls are made of Styrofoam that you can buy at your local craft store, and someone – possibly someone at an HGTV.ca craft day – glued to it some beads/feathers/seashells/sparkles and placed them just so, on the coffee table – objet d’arte, they are not.
Anything to add, friends (I stress)?
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